Puppies Or GTFO
3 Hours into my College Essay

3 Hours into my College Essay

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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Nike’s new shoes only specially released in Africa.

Nike’s new shoes only specially released in Africa.

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

tastefullyoffensive:

Famous Quotes That Have a Completely Different Meaning When Said by a Different Person [via]

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